#453 Croagunk - Its cheeks hold poison sacs; expanding them may make an eerie blubbering sound for intimidation. It tries to catch foes off guard to jab them with toxic fingers. The fluid squeezed from its finger, albeit poisonous, is a significant ingredient in remedies for lower-back pain. It rarely fights fairly, but that is strictly to ensure survival.
Customer Service Horror Stories
I have one better than this because one of my coworkers, another IT professional, said it.
He got a call from a woman working on her new home computer that had Windows 8. She was trying to install and use one of our organization’s applications which unfortunately wasn’t compatible with Windows 8. He asked me about it and I told him it wasn’t compatible with Windows 8 over IM (we weren’t in the same building).
A few minutes later I asked him how the call ended up. He said he told her to uninstall Windows 8. I said, oh, did she have another operating system to install in its place? He said, no, if you uninstall Windows it goes back to the previous version. Windows 8 goes back to Windows 7, Windows 7 goes back to Windows 6.
I was so flabbergasted I didn’t know how to respond. I just said, uhh I don’t think it works that way. This guy has been working in IT for years.