I got Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers on PSN for $5 the other day. It’s pretty fun because it reminds me of my middle school days when I used to be obsessed with the card game. Me and some friends would play every day during our lunch period. My deck was so ridiculously large from booster packs that I couldn’t even shuffle it properly. :B
DotP is kinda annoying though because you can’t build your own deck in it? You can only modify pre-built decks that you unlock. : / I don’t know if there’s a green/red deck yet, but if there is I want it. That was my favored combo back in the day.
Oh, but anyway, this Garruk Wildspeaker guy is a super hot planeswalker who specializes in green magic and biiiiiiig creatures! I’ve been using his deck to play because it’s simple and also for bonus beefcake.
the undoing of mankind
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at the point where they just start solidly screaming at one another i lose it every time
Here’s an awesome little piece of history:
Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:
[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE.
So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.
SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.’