I am announcing today that for the first time since AD 2005 a higher-resolution copy of goat on a pole has finally been obtained. Although its true final form remains hidden, this advancement in spiritual technology will enable new investigations into the mysteries of goat on a pole theory with unprecedented precision.
The file enclosed herein is now the canonoical representation of goat on a pole. Please update your records.
SLAM HIM INTO T H E F O U R T H D I M E N S I O N
A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
(Really. It is a baby! Its mouth is still pink.)